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How It Works

You can start achieving your goals today, no matter your project. Our unique insights will have you crowdfunded, without the embarassment of needing to beg, borrow or steal because you bought a plane ticket instead of paying rent.

  1. Don't buy the thing.
  2. Work hard and save up for your treat, like an adult.
  3. Pay us our low 7.9% commission.
  4. Buy the thing and celebrate!

There are certain types of project our process will not work for; as an example, unforeseen emergencies, niche products, art projects and tangible, planned goals belong on more conventional crowdfunding sites. It is on those sites where the public can support you in return for something that contributes to the public good, be it cultural, economic or social in nature. Our process is optimised for the single-sided, leech-like crowdfunding transaction.

Top Projects

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